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A/N: This is what happens when you're up till 3am.
Italics represents action while normal font represents speech.
... Yeah, I don't own Hetalia or anything... just this script thing!
Enjoy.
LASER OUT!
~
Toris: Alright guys, we go live in 3...2...
Feliks: NO LIKE WAIT, MY MAKEUP, IT ISN'T ---
TOO LATE!
ON AIR!
The starting credits roll.
Costume/Makeup: Feliks Łukasiewicz of Poland.
Directing/Presenting: Elizaveta Héderváry of Hungary.
Script Writer/General Editor: Eduard Von Bock of Estonia.
Lights/Being an ass: Gilbert Weillschmidt of Prussia and Lovino Vargas of South Italy.
The guy who fetches drinks and shit: Toris Lorinaitis of Lithuania.
And there was this one other guy... but we forgot what his name was.
The commentators voice fills up the title screen
Hello ladies and gentleman, and welcome to a special addition of 'How The Hell Did They Do That?!'. Tonight we, along with world renowned presenter Elizaveta Héderváry, will be looking at the inner workings of Hetalia: Axis Powers!
Exciting, right?
There'll be tears, there'll be laughter, but most importantly there'll be YAOI--- I mean drama!
Now, without further ado, let's go to the studio where the Queen of frying-pans herself is interviewing not one, not two, not three but five cast members of this legendary show! Who knows what'll happen~!
The scene changes from the title screen to EH sitting on a pink sofa, holding a microphone and smiling brightly. The audience (which consists mostly of rejected characters, eg: OOC's) applauds loudly.
Elizaveta: Thank you, thank you! Yes, this really is an amazing opportunity, not only for myself, but for fangirls and otaku freaks everywhere!
More applause
Elizaveta: Tonight I'm joined by Alfred.F Jones, Francis Bonnefoy, Arthur Kirkland, Antonio Fernandez Carriedo and Honda Kiku who play as America, France, England, Spain and Japan respectively!
Camera pans left to show all five nations sitting next to one another, with France sparkling away while England refrains from throttling America.
Elizaveta: Well, let's jump right to it shall we? Rumor has it that you guys are working on a brand new series! Are these rumors true?
England opens his mouth, but is soon interrupted by America
Alfred: Of course! The world hasn't gotten NEARLY enough of my heroicness, and as said hero it's only natural that I provide the world with what it wants!
Arthur: YOU IDIOT! YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO TELL THEM THAT! Now we actually have to make a new series!
Alfred: WHAT? You mean we weren't before? But Russia said--
America is interrupted as Poland dashes out onto the scene after Lithuania fails to restrain him and quickly readjusts Spains (dashing) bow tie.
At this, France face palms while Hungary angrily throws her microphone to the ground.
Toris: NO, FELIKS, NOOOO! WE'RE LIVE, WE CAN'T STOP FILMING NOW!
Elizaveta: FELIKS! WHAT THE HELL? YOU JUST RUINED MY SHOW.
-brandishes frying pan-
Feliks: Hey, wowa, like chill! Spain's bow tie was starting to get on my nerves I had to like, fix it!
Elizaveta: In the middle of filming?!
THIS IS THE SIXTH TIME.
Arthur: I hate to interrupt this thrilling argument, but I'm getting a tad sick of this, when the bloody hell can I leave?
Everyone seems to be getting a little annoyed, and the audience has started to chat with each other. The only one unaffected by this is Spain, who's laughing happily.
Francis: I hate to agree with ze Brit, but he is right! I have my beauty sleep to catch up on, and zis is starting to waste my time!
Arthur: Yeah -- WAIT, YOU'RE AGREEING WITH ME?!
Alfred: Pfft, you guys should calm down, as long as I'm here the SHOW MUST GO ON! AFTER ALL, I'M THE MOST HEROIC, MOST AWESOME CREATURE TO EVER BLESS THIS EARTH! THIS SHOW CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO SUM ME UP AS THE AMAZING PERSON I AM!
Gilbert (From off stage): WHAT? NO WAY! I'M THE MOST AWESOME CREATURE TO EVER BLESS THIS EARTH, NOT YOU!
YOU WANNA PIECE OF ME? HUH? HUH?
Estonia clings onto Purssia as he runs onto the set in a vain attempt to stop him from killing America
Elizaveta: YOU GUYS, SHUT UP WILL YOU!?
Gilbert: NEVER! THE LAIR MUST DIE!
Japan groans quietly and leans back in his seat, not bothering to get involved.
In the meantime, the whole studio explodes into chaos; Prussia starts arguing with Estonia about how he should be featured more heavily in the show, Hungary starts whining loudly, Poland attempts to bribe Lithuania into a dress, England and America yell loudly at each other and France makes his way (unnoticed) into England's trousers.
In the midst of this, Spain pulls out his guitar and starts playing Mambo Italiano really loudly.
Antonia: Hey Mambo, Mambo Italiano!
Lovino: I WILL DESTROY YOU! S.Italy runs out from nowhere and tackles Spain while N.Italy cries and clings to him desperately shouting 'No brother, no! Feel the love, feel the love!'
Toris: SKIP TO THE ADDS, SKIP TO THE ADDS! Screams a terrified Lithunaia as he's dragged to the changing rooms by Poland.
.........
Join us next time folks for another installment of 'How The Hell Did They Do That?!'. Next week we'll be continuing our look into what goes on in APH Studios!
But for now, hasta la pasta!
Italics represents action while normal font represents speech.
... Yeah, I don't own Hetalia or anything... just this script thing!
Enjoy.
LASER OUT!
~
Toris: Alright guys, we go live in 3...2...
Feliks: NO LIKE WAIT, MY MAKEUP, IT ISN'T ---
TOO LATE!
ON AIR!
The starting credits roll.
Costume/Makeup: Feliks Łukasiewicz of Poland.
Directing/Presenting: Elizaveta Héderváry of Hungary.
Script Writer/General Editor: Eduard Von Bock of Estonia.
Lights/Being an ass: Gilbert Weillschmidt of Prussia and Lovino Vargas of South Italy.
The guy who fetches drinks and shit: Toris Lorinaitis of Lithuania.
And there was this one other guy... but we forgot what his name was.
The commentators voice fills up the title screen
Hello ladies and gentleman, and welcome to a special addition of 'How The Hell Did They Do That?!'. Tonight we, along with world renowned presenter Elizaveta Héderváry, will be looking at the inner workings of Hetalia: Axis Powers!
Exciting, right?
There'll be tears, there'll be laughter, but most importantly there'll be YAOI--- I mean drama!
Now, without further ado, let's go to the studio where the Queen of frying-pans herself is interviewing not one, not two, not three but five cast members of this legendary show! Who knows what'll happen~!
The scene changes from the title screen to EH sitting on a pink sofa, holding a microphone and smiling brightly. The audience (which consists mostly of rejected characters, eg: OOC's) applauds loudly.
Elizaveta: Thank you, thank you! Yes, this really is an amazing opportunity, not only for myself, but for fangirls and otaku freaks everywhere!
More applause
Elizaveta: Tonight I'm joined by Alfred.F Jones, Francis Bonnefoy, Arthur Kirkland, Antonio Fernandez Carriedo and Honda Kiku who play as America, France, England, Spain and Japan respectively!
Camera pans left to show all five nations sitting next to one another, with France sparkling away while England refrains from throttling America.
Elizaveta: Well, let's jump right to it shall we? Rumor has it that you guys are working on a brand new series! Are these rumors true?
England opens his mouth, but is soon interrupted by America
Alfred: Of course! The world hasn't gotten NEARLY enough of my heroicness, and as said hero it's only natural that I provide the world with what it wants!
Arthur: YOU IDIOT! YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO TELL THEM THAT! Now we actually have to make a new series!
Alfred: WHAT? You mean we weren't before? But Russia said--
America is interrupted as Poland dashes out onto the scene after Lithuania fails to restrain him and quickly readjusts Spains (dashing) bow tie.
At this, France face palms while Hungary angrily throws her microphone to the ground.
Toris: NO, FELIKS, NOOOO! WE'RE LIVE, WE CAN'T STOP FILMING NOW!
Elizaveta: FELIKS! WHAT THE HELL? YOU JUST RUINED MY SHOW.
-brandishes frying pan-
Feliks: Hey, wowa, like chill! Spain's bow tie was starting to get on my nerves I had to like, fix it!
Elizaveta: In the middle of filming?!
THIS IS THE SIXTH TIME.
Arthur: I hate to interrupt this thrilling argument, but I'm getting a tad sick of this, when the bloody hell can I leave?
Everyone seems to be getting a little annoyed, and the audience has started to chat with each other. The only one unaffected by this is Spain, who's laughing happily.
Francis: I hate to agree with ze Brit, but he is right! I have my beauty sleep to catch up on, and zis is starting to waste my time!
Arthur: Yeah -- WAIT, YOU'RE AGREEING WITH ME?!
Alfred: Pfft, you guys should calm down, as long as I'm here the SHOW MUST GO ON! AFTER ALL, I'M THE MOST HEROIC, MOST AWESOME CREATURE TO EVER BLESS THIS EARTH! THIS SHOW CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO SUM ME UP AS THE AMAZING PERSON I AM!
Gilbert (From off stage): WHAT? NO WAY! I'M THE MOST AWESOME CREATURE TO EVER BLESS THIS EARTH, NOT YOU!
YOU WANNA PIECE OF ME? HUH? HUH?
Estonia clings onto Purssia as he runs onto the set in a vain attempt to stop him from killing America
Elizaveta: YOU GUYS, SHUT UP WILL YOU!?
Gilbert: NEVER! THE LAIR MUST DIE!
Japan groans quietly and leans back in his seat, not bothering to get involved.
In the meantime, the whole studio explodes into chaos; Prussia starts arguing with Estonia about how he should be featured more heavily in the show, Hungary starts whining loudly, Poland attempts to bribe Lithuania into a dress, England and America yell loudly at each other and France makes his way (unnoticed) into England's trousers.
In the midst of this, Spain pulls out his guitar and starts playing Mambo Italiano really loudly.
Antonia: Hey Mambo, Mambo Italiano!
Lovino: I WILL DESTROY YOU! S.Italy runs out from nowhere and tackles Spain while N.Italy cries and clings to him desperately shouting 'No brother, no! Feel the love, feel the love!'
Toris: SKIP TO THE ADDS, SKIP TO THE ADDS! Screams a terrified Lithunaia as he's dragged to the changing rooms by Poland.
.........
Join us next time folks for another installment of 'How The Hell Did They Do That?!'. Next week we'll be continuing our look into what goes on in APH Studios!
But for now, hasta la pasta!
Literature
Hetalia University Meme
1. Poland
2. Germany
3. France
4. N. Italy
5. Switzerland
6. England
7. S. Italy
8. Russia
9. Lithuania
10. Sealand
11. Sweden
12. Hungary
http://www.random.org/sequences/
This is the number randomizer I used.
~o~O~o~O~
1. Your Homeroom teacher is: Lithuania
I walked into the classroom with a loud yawn, I sat in my seat and laid my head on the desk.
"It's a crime to wake up this early." I complained, Mr. Laurinaitis chuckled and set his books on the desk.
"Please, Ms. Tamashi, my old boss would barely let me have 2 hours of sleep."
2. Your Literacy teacher is: Poland
"No. No. No. That's, like, not how you word it. Mishi
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Meme
The meme can be done different ways but it would be best if you did it in roleplay style it's funny that way
Pick 10 random characters.
1. Germany
2. Prussia
3. Romano
4. Spain
5. America
6. France
7. Austria
8. Poland
9. Russia
10. Switzerland
You found 1's secret stash of chocolate.
Italy: G-germany? Why do you have a stash of Chocolate behind the Fridge?~
Germany: :I …….
2 confesses his love to you.
Prussia: Hey Italy, Guess what?
Italy: What is it Prussia?~
Prussia: I love you, Italy~ *Put's arm around Italy's waist, and has a weird grin on his face*
Italy: E-excuse me?!? O-o
Germany: *sees Prussia put hi
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So help me, America Part 1
It was the middle of a meeting when England did it. "AMERICA! YOU HAVE DONE IT! YOU'VE DRIVEN ME TO NEAR INSANITY!!!!"
He calmed himself down a little before carrying on. "So, to prevent you from driving me there, I made up a list of things you are ABSOLUTELY NOT ALLOWED to do."
__________________________________________________________________________________________
1. Stop calling yourself "The Hero" and pretending to be Superman. We all know you're not.
2. Singing "They're taking the Baltics to Isengard" whenever Germany asks if they're anything else to be said in the meeting embarrasses the Baltics. Besides, the song gets annoying af
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IT WAS LATE.
I WAS TIRED.
So I did a stupid little script thing. P:
EXPECT MOAR. BWAHAHAHA~
And the reason Spain is playing Mambo Italiano is because if you listen to this and then read this, it fits the mood PERFECTLY.
I got the idea off of a fan fic I read a while ago but... I can't for the life of me remember the name.
Anywho, enjoy!~
STOOPID PART 2: [link]
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I CAN'T EVEN BREATH RIGHT NOW. OH THE HILARITY.