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So help me, America Part 1
It was the middle of a meeting when England did it. "AMERICA! YOU HAVE DONE IT! YOU'VE DRIVEN ME TO NEAR INSANITY!!!!"
He calmed himself down a little before carrying on. "So, to prevent you from driving me there, I made up a list of things you are ABSOLUTELY NOT ALLOWED to do."
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1. Stop calling yourself "The Hero" and pretending to be Superman. We all know you're not.
2. Singing "They're taking the Baltics to Isengard" whenever Germany asks if they're anything else to be said in the meeting embarrasses the Baltics. Besides, the song gets annoying af
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Random Hetalia Cleverbot Crack
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Who is this?
Cleverbot: This is me.
User: I kinda figured that. What is your name?
Cleverbot: Why do you ask?
User: I wanted to know.
Cleverbot: Know what?
User: YOUR NAME.
Cleverbot: I already told you.
Cleverbot: Read any good books lately?
User: Do you like Hetalia?
Cleverbot: I like unicorns.
User: ENGLAND? :D.
Cleverbot: Do you like anime?
User: FFFFFF YES. How's America been these days? ;D.
Cleverbot: Because you are not home alone...
User: What? ._. You don't make any sense England. Are you spying on me?
Cleverbot: That was rude Tim and you know it.
User: WHO IS THIS TIM PERSON?!
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WTFORK Hetalia Meme
Pick 10 random characters.
1. Romano
2.Prussia
3.Russia
4.Italy
5.Spain
6.America
7.Germany
8.England
9.France
10.China
You found 1's secret stash of chocolate. (Romano)
Me: Are these… tomato flavored?!
Romano: GET THE F*CK AWAY FROM MY TOMATO CHOCOLATES!!
Me: ;A;
2 confesses his love to you. (Prussia)
Prussia: I think you are… awesome enough to… would you like to be my.. girlfriend?
Me: YES
You walk into 3 in the street at midnight. (Russia)
HOLY CRAP RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!*flails arms and runs in random circles until running into a pole*
5 saves your life. (Spain)
Spain! You saved me from the scary Russia w
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Boredom drives us to do terrible things.
I giggled a lot at this, I'll admit. :I
BLANK HERE: [link]
Edit:
HOLY SHI---
WHATS WITH ALL THE FAVES?
You guys are... amazing.
Now I actually know I'm funny~!
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I died. Many times over. and since i am eating dinner, I choked on my soup and nearly did a full-out spit take.